Vitser om klimabenektere

I Guardian leste jeg i dag noen morsomme vittigheter om klimabenektere*. Her er to:

Q: How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing

Fra David Letterman har vi denne:

President Bush says he’s really going to buckle down now and fight global warming. As a matter of fact, he announced today he’s sending 20,000 troops to the sun.

Ellers er benekteren lord Monckton stadig morsom:

Q: “Do you believe the moon landing was fake, Lord Monckton?
LORD MONCKTON: Oh, Glenn, it was actually filmed in the Scottish Highlands. We made a fortune out of it. ” (kilde)

Og om spørsmål om finansieringen av Al Gores PR-kampanje:

LORD MONCKTON: …On my guess is that it came from a number of sources, all of them undesirable and all of them very unfriendly to the freedoms of the West. I think the Chinese government are involved in this up to their neck. I think the Indian government. I think several Arab governments.

GLENN: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

LORD MONCKTON: And I also, it’s quite likely that outfits like Greenpeace and the Environmental Defense Fund. Greenpeace will soon have a Navy larger than the British Navy.

*Se her om klimabenektere og stadier i en benekters utvikling